41 year old twat waffle Duane “Dewey” Dickey get s lifetime ban for popping EPO and other performance enhancing medicines, and for failing to cooperate with an out of competition test by USADA. Read all about it in the Velo News. Let’s just say, when you have been racing as long as I have, you hear rumors. And we’ve all heard the rumors.
Why is this significant, that a little known local legend from the midwest gets a lifetime ban? It’s significant to me, because when friends and family members ask me with disbelief “do you really think local guys are doping just to be top cat in the local race series, I always have a tough time being emphatic solely based on just hearsay and rumors. This is sad really, I don’t know this guy, but generally don’t give much credit to lifetime cheats. You cheat all your life (or most of it), you should get a lifetime ban. Scratch another name from the 40+ Masters Nationals start list in Bend next summer! It might just be me and you, Timmer.
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these people are such pathetic losers- tiny fish in mucky ponds
Agreed! Losers!
I know Dewey he is a nice guy and I bet You dont know that he had cancer and is is a recent recovering cancer survivor and may have been taking epo for medical reasons.
Nope, I did not know that, and if that is true, I wish him the best of luck in getting healthy. I know a few people who know him too, and say he is a nice guy. Not sure what your point is? Are you saying, that it’s ok for nice guys to dope and CHEAT, it’s only bad if the cheaters are assholes? My guess is, and forgive me for being so naive, if he was so sick from cancer that he needed EPO, then he would have been too sick to be racing at a level where he would have been tested.